Tallywhacker example sentences

"Tallywhacker" Example Sentences

1. He accidentally zipped up his tallywhacker in his pants.
2. I'm pretty sure he's compensating for something with that enormous tallywhacker.
3. She giggled when she heard the word tallywhacker for the first time.
4. I need to find some new underwear that won't squish my tallywhacker.
5. He's always bragging about his tallywhacker, but I bet it's nothing special.
6. She gave him a weird look when he used the word tallywhacker in conversation.
7. I think he injured his tallywhacker while playing sports.
8. My sister got angry when I used the word tallywhacker in front of her kids.
9. He thought it was funny to draw tallywhackers on all the school desks.
10. I can't believe he showed me pictures of his hairy tallywhacker.
11. She was disgusted when she saw him scratch his tallywhacker in public.
12. I'm pretty sure he stole my last condom for his own tallywhacker.
13. I accidentally hit him in the tallywhacker during the game.
14. His tallywhacker was so big, it looked like it had its own zip code.
15. I heard he got a tattoo of a tallywhacker on his leg.
16. She kept giggling every time she heard the word tallywhacker, which annoyed everyone else.
17. He always walks around the locker room with his tallywhacker hanging out.
18. I need to go on a diet because my belly is starting to cover up my tallywhacker.
19. She raised an eyebrow when he started talking about his latest tallywhacker conquest.
20. He named his pet fish Tallywhacker, much to the amusement of his friends.
21. I bet he's never even seen his own tallywhacker unless he's looking in a mirror.
22. She was surprised at how white his tallywhacker was compared to the rest of his body.
23. He got laughed at when he used the word tallywhacker in his English essay.
24. I need to go to the doctor because my tallywhacker has been hurting for days.
25. She rolled her eyes when he started comparing tallywhackers with his friends.
26. He thinks he's so cool because he can pee farther than anyone else with his long tallywhacker.
27. I don't know why he keeps bragging about his tallywhacker because it's not like he can use it very well.
28. She accidentally walked in on him while he was scratching his tallywhacker.
29. He was horrified when he realized he accidentally sent a picture of his tallywhacker to his boss.
30. I'm pretty sure his tallywhacker is the reason why all his relationships fail.
31. She refused to sleep with him after she saw his small tallywhacker.
32. He got embarrassed when his mom found his stash of tallywhacker magazines under his bed.
33. I'm pretty sure he's a virgin because he's always talking about his tallywhacker but never actually does anything with it.
34. She got angry when he tried to write his name in the snow with his tallywhacker.
35. He had to explain to the nurse how he accidentally got something stuck in his tallywhacker.
36. I think his tallywhacker might be broken because he can't seem to get it up anymore.
37. She kept snickering when he used the word tallywhacker during their date.
38. He was embarrassed when he accidentally got his tallywhacker caught in his zipper.
39. I'm pretty sure he's lying about the size of his tallywhacker because I've seen it and it's not that impressive.
40. She laughed when he told her that he named his tallywhacker Ol' Blue.

Common Phases

1. "That guy's tallywhacker is huge!"
2. "She gave me a good smack on the tallywhacker."
3. "I accidentally zipped up my tallywhacker in my pants."
4. "He got hit in the tallywhacker during the game."
5. "I need to scratch my tallywhacker but I'm in public."