"Daftie" Example Sentences
1) That daftie left his car running all night.
2) Don't be a daftie and wear a hat in this heat.
3) The daftie forgot to bring his keys again.
4) She called me a daftie for wearing two different socks.
5) Only a daftie would think it's a good idea to swim in the cold ocean.
6) He's such a daftie, he got lost on his own street.
7) The teacher called him out for acting like a daftie in class.
8) The daftie tried to push open a door that clearly said "pull."
9) She laughs like a daftie whenever she hears a pun.
10) Being a daftie, he believed the ridiculous conspiracy theory.
11) The daftie insisted on wearing shorts in the middle of winter.
12) He acted like a daftie and drank too much at the party.
13) The daftie thought the tooth fairy was real until he was 30.
14) She's a bit of a daftie when it comes to technology.
15) The daftie thought he could fly off the roof with an umbrella.
16) He's such a daftie that he thought pepperoni was a vegetable.
17) The daftie tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher.
18) She's a daftie for thinking she can finish a marathon without training.
19) The daftie thought he could sleep in a tree like a bird.
20) He's a daftie for thinking he can outsmart the cops.
21) The daftie tried to cook a steak in the microwave.
22) She's such a daftie that she believed a scammer's phone call.
23) The daftie thought that putting ice on a burn would help.
24) He's a daftie for thinking he can fix his own plumbing.
25) The daftie tried to fit a square peg into a round hole.
26) She's a daftie for not wearing sunscreen in the sun.
27) The daftie thought that drinking bleach would cleanse his body.
28) He's such a daftie that he fell for the classic "kick me" prank.
29) The daftie thought he could win an argument with a toddler.
30) She's a daftie for thinking that bringing a frog into the house was a good idea.
Common Phases
1. Stop being such a
daftie;
2. Don't be a
daftie, use your common sense;
3. The
daftie forgot the key again;
4. That
daftie is always making silly mistakes;
5. I can't believe you did that, you
daftie;
6. You're acting like a complete
daftie;
7. He's a bit of a
daftie, but we love him anyway;
8. Only a
daftie would fall for that scam;
9. I feel like a
daftie for forgetting my own birthday;
10. She's not the sharpest tool in the shed, quite the
daftie, actually.