Dick example sentences

Related (15): penis, phallus, member, rod, prick, schlong, dong, willy, Johnson, meat, tool, organ, tallywhacker, pecker, cock.

dick

noun vulgar slang

dick (noun) · dicks (plural noun)

- a penis.

- a stupid or contemptible man.

- anything at all:

- handle something inexpertly; meddle:

- (of a man) have sex with.

dick

noun informal dated

dick (noun) · dicks (plural noun) · private dick (noun) · private dicks (plural noun)

- a detective:

Synonyms

phallus, sex, manhood, erection, willy, bits, winkle, peter, pecker, weenie, wiener, mickey, langer, lunchbox, thing, cock, prick, knob, chopper, tool, dipstick, dong, shaft, ramrod, root, boner, length, meat, pudding, Johnson, joystick, pencil, pisser, prong, putz, rig, rod, Roger, stalk, stiffy, tube, weapon, yard, dork, schlong, whang, nerve, person, propagator, verge, pizzle, loom, needle, pintle, idiot, halfwit, nincompoop, blockhead, buffoon, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, cretin, imbecile, dullard, moron, simpleton, clod, dope, ninny, chump, dimwit, nitwit, goon, dumbo, dummy, dumbbell, loon, jackass, bonehead, fathead, numbskull, dunderhead, chucklehead, knucklehead, muttonhead, thickhead, airhead, pinhead, lamebrain, peabrain, birdbrain, zombie, jerk, nerd, dipstick, donkey, noodle, nit, numpty, twit, clot, ass, goat, berk, prat, pillock, git, divvy, twerp, charlie, mug, balloon, gowk, schmuck, bozo, boob, lamer, turkey, schlepper, chowderhead, dumbhead, dumbass, goofball, goof, goofus, galoot, dork, lummox, klutz, putz, schlemiel, sap, meatball, gink, cluck, clunk, dingbat, wiener, weeny, dip, simp, spud, coot, palooka, poop, squarehead, dingleberry, dill, alec, galah, bogan, poon, tomfool, noddy, clodpole, loggerhead, spoony, mooncalf, interfere, tamper, meddle, tinker, here

"Dick" Example Sentences

1. She laughed so hard that she almost choked on her own dick.
2. Stop being such a dick and just listen to me!
3. He was so proud of his new car that he couldn't stop showing it off to everyone, even though it was a total dick move.
4. I can't believe he just went ahead and bought that expensive necklace without even asking me first, what a dick!
5. I tripped over a dick-shaped rock on the way to the beach.
6. Don't be a dick and ruin the surprise for everyone else!
7. I accidentally walked into the wrong locker room and saw a guy's dick, it was so embarrassing.
8. He's always talking about his dick size, it's so annoying.
9. I wish people would stop using the word "dick" as an insult, it's just immature.
10. He was so drunk that he started vomiting and pissing all over himself, what a dick.
11. I can't believe he had the nerve to ask for a discount after already agreeing to pay full price, what a dick move.
12. She's always saying she can do things better than everyone else, she's such a dickhead.
13. I could feel someone's dick pressing against my leg on the crowded subway, it was so uncomfortable.
14. He's always making jokes about people's weight and appearance, what a dick.
15. I accidentally called my boss "dick" instead of "Rick", it was mortifying.
16. I hate it when people are rude to waitstaff and don't tip, they're such dicks.
17. I caught him cheating on me with his ex-girlfriend, what a two-timing dick.
18. He was so desperate to win the argument that he resorted to insulting my intelligence, what a dick move.
19. I'm sick of people making fun of me for being single, it's such a dick thing to do.
20. I can't believe he just walked out in the middle of the meeting, what a dick.
21. He was so drunk that he tried to pee in the bushes outside a fancy restaurant, what a classy dick.
22. She's always bragging about how much money she makes, what a materialistic dick.
23. I'm tired of people assuming that all men are obsessed with their dicks, it's such a tired stereotype.
24. I'm not going to apologize for standing up for myself, even if it means people think I'm a dick.
25. He was so rude to the cashier and made a huge scene, what a dickhead.
26. I can't believe he actually thought it was a good idea to wear that outfit to the office, what a fashion-challenged dick.
27. I accidentally sent a text to my boss that said "you're a dick", instead of sending it to my friend, whoops.
28. He always parks in the handicap spot even though he doesn't have a disability, what a selfish dick.
29. She was so rude to the server that I wanted to walk out of the restaurant, what a snobby dick.
30. I accidentally walked in on my roommate masturbating and saw his dick, it was so awkward.

Common Phases

not use offensive language.
1. "That's a dick move";
2. "He's such a dick";
3. "Stop being a dick";
4. "Don't be a dick";
5. "He's acting like a total dick";
6. "I can't stand that dick";
7. "She's being a dick about it";
8. "What a dick move";
9. "I can't believe he's such a dick";
10. "It's not cool to act like a dick".