Keister example sentences

"Keister" Example Sentences

1. I think I may have left my wallet in my keister pocket.
2. Come on, get your keister moving—we're going to be late!
3. I can't sit down comfortably with this rock in my keister.
4. If you want to win this race, you need to kick your keister into gear.
5. I always wear pants with deep keister pockets so I don't lose my phone.
6. Ow, that really hurts my keister!
7. Let's go take a hike and enjoy some fresh air in our keisters.
8. My keister is sore from sitting in this chair for too long.
9. You can't expect to achieve your dreams by sitting on your keister all day.
10. I need to get off my keister and start exercising more.
11. You better watch your keister when walking through this sketchy neighborhood.
12. Don't worry, I've got your keister covered.
13. It's time to get off our keisters and start making a change.
14. This chair is so uncomfortable—it's digging into my keister.
15. My keister wouldn't fit on that tiny bench even if I tried.
16. We should all be grateful for the hard work that got us to where we are today, rather than resting on our keisters.
17. I've been working my keister off to save up for this vacation.
18. Come on, quit being lazy and move your keister!
19. I was so scared when the dog came running after me, I kicked my keister into high gear and ran as fast as I could.
20. Sometimes a little bit of motivation is all you need to get off your keister and start taking action.
21. I slipped on the ice and landed right on my keister—now I have a huge bruise.
22. After a long day of work, all I want to do is sit on my keister and watch some TV.
23. If you don't get your keister over here right now, we're going to miss our flight!
24. When I found out I was being audited by the IRS, I knew I needed to cover my keister and get my finances in order.
25. I can't believe he talked his way out of that situation—he really knows how to cover his keister.
26. I had a feeling something was wrong when they asked me to sign a waiver—it's always important to cover your keister.
27. We all need to work together and get our keisters in gear if we're going to finish this project on time.
28. I always make sure to bring a jacket with deep keister pockets when hiking in the mountains.
29. You better watch where you're going, or you might end up on your keister!
30. After losing his job, he decided to get off his keister and start his own business.

Common Phrases

1. Get off your keister and start working;
2. I'm going to kick your keister if you don't listen;
3. I've been sitting on my keister all day and need to stand up;
4. You can kiss my keister if you think I'm going to do that;
5. I'll be sure to kick his keister in the race tomorrow;
6. My keister is sore from sitting in this uncomfortable chair;
7. I'm not going to risk my keister for that project;
8. He finally got up off his keister and got the job done;
9. You better watch your keister around that dangerous animal;
10. Let's all kick back and relax our keisters for a bit.