Plonker example sentences

"Plonker" Example Sentences

1. You absolute plonker, you've forgotten the keys!
2. What a plonker, he spilt his drink all over the desk.
3. Stop being such a plonker and pay attention!
4. She called him a right plonker for hitting on her friend.
5. You total plonker, you booked the wrong flight!
6. That was a plonker move if ever I saw one.
7. What an utter plonker, he didn't realise it was a one-way street.
8. You plonker, you left the oven on all night!
9. Come on mate, stop being such a plonker.
10. He made a right plonker of himself at the party.
11. You're such a plonker, I can't believe you fell for that!
12. She called him a plonker for not realising it was a joke.
13. Stop acting the plonker and get back to work!
14. What an utter plonker I've been.
15. You absolute plonker, can't you see she's not interested!
16. He made a total plonker of himself on live TV.
17. You big plonker, that was meant to be a surprise!
18. Don't be such a plonker, just own up and apologise.
19. Stop making a plonker of yourself and sit down.
20. You absolute plonker, I told you not to touch that!
21. That has to be the stupidest plonker move ever.
22. Don't be such a plonker, I was only joking!
23. What a plonker thing to say, no wonder they're offended.
24. You absolute plonker, those are left-hand threads!
25. Stop acting the plonker and help me with this.
26. Come on mate, stop being such a plonkin' plonker!
27. You total plonker, you've deleted the whole file!
28. You utter plonker, you were supposed to pick me up!
29. You total plonker, you caused the whole mess!
30. You complete plonker, you forgot my birthday!
31. What an utter plonker I've been, I should have seen that coming.
32. Don't be such a plonker, it's obviously the blue wire.
33. Stop talking such plonkerish nonsense and move on.
34. That was a plonker move if ever I saw one.
35. Don't be such a plonker, just tell her how you feel!
36. You utter plonker, you booked the tickets for the wrong day!
37. You complete plonker, you put my top in the washing machine!
38. You plonker, you spilt coffee all over my laptop!
39. That was the stupidest plonker move I ever saw.
40. Stop talking such bloody plonkerish nonsense.
41. What a plonker thing to say to his own daughter!
42. He made a right plonker of himself in front of the whole class.
43. You total plonker, you forgot my birthday again!
44. You absolute plonker, you broke my favourite mug!
45. I feel like such a plonker for not realising it sooner.
46. Just stop being such a plonker and listen for once!
47. You're such a plonker sometimes, I don't know why I put up with you.
48. What a plonkin' plonker you are, you couldn't organise a booze-up in a brewery!
49. You plonker, you left the gas on all day!
50. You complete plonker, you forgot your own mother's birthday!
51. Don't be such a plonker, just go talk to her.
52. You absolute plonker, you deleted my work by accident!
53. Stop talking such plonkin' plonkerish nonsense.
54. What an utter plonker, he threatened the bouncer!
55. You complete and utter plonker, you broke my favourite mug!
56. Stop making a plonker out of yourself and sit down.
57. Don't be such a plonker, tell him the truth.
58. He made a right plonker of himself in front of his new boss.
59. You total plonker, you left the gas on all morning!
60. Stop being a plonker and help me find my keys.

Common Phases

1. You massive plonker! How could you have messed that up so badly?
2. Stop being such a plonker and help me with this.
3. He was acting like such a plonker all night making jokes no one laughed at.
4. Don't be such a plonker, apologize to her right now.
5. Plonker! You forgot the milk again.
6. I can't believe I fell for that trick, I'm such a plonker.
7. What an absolute plonker, parking his car across two spaces.
8. He made a complete plonker of himself at the party last night.
9. Stop messing around you plonker and start revising for your exam.
10. The plonker nearly ran me over, didn't even stop or say sorry!
11. Come on now, stop being such a plonker and help me finish this.
12. She's such a plonker, she actually thought that dress made her look good.
13. Don't be such a tight arse plonker, lend us a tenner would ya?!
14. What an absolute plonker, coming into work wearing that!
15. That was one of the biggest plonker moves I've ever seen on a football pitch!
16. Don't just stand there like a plonker, help me move this table!
17. He made a right plonker of himself pulling those stupid faces.
18. That plonker nearly ran over my foot without even looking where he was driving!
19. Stop acting like a plonker and get on with your work.
20. Why be a melon when you can be a plonker instead?
21. She acted like such a plonker trying to flirt with him, everyone cringed.
22. Stop being such an attention seeking plonker and sit down.
23. What a stupid plonker, everybody knows the answer to that!
24. That stupid plonker lied to get attention and now we're all in trouble!
25. Don't be such an arrogant plonker, help someone else for a change.
26. Stop being such a rude plonker and show him some respect.
27. I feel like such a plonker for missing the obvious signs.
28. You acted like a complete plonker last night, don't ever do that again!
29. Stop being an annoying little plonker and go to your room!
30. That plonker nearly crashed into me three times on his bike!
31. Get off that game you absolute plonker and go do something useful!
32. Stop showing off you total plonker, nobody's impressed.
33. What an idiot, absolute plonker thing to say.
34. He was acting like such a jealous plonker all night.
35. Stop being such a bossy little plonker and let someone else have a turn.
36. I feel like such a massive plonker for forgetting her birthday!
37. Don't be such a cocky plonker, you're not that great.
38. She acted like such a clumsy plonker spilling drinks all over the place.
39. You complete plonker! You left the gas on again.
40. Don't be such a plonker, just tell her how you feel.
41. Stop being such an immature plonker and grow up!
42. Stop crying like a little plonker and man up.
43. What an absolute plonker, how did he still not get the joke?!
44. Stop being such an overbearing plonker and give her some space.
45. Stop showing off you stupid little plonker and get on with your work.
46. That was such a plonker thing to say, I can't believe you said it out loud!
47. Don't be such an idiot plonker, of course that's not going to work.
48. You absolute plonker, how could you have lost my keys?!
49. Stop being so thoughtless you selfish little plonker.
50. What an oblivious plonker, didn't even notice her flirting with him.
51. Stop wasting money you stupid plonker and save up instead.
52. Stop stuffing your face like a greedy little plonker.
53. What an absolute plonker, forgetting his own phone number!
54. That plonker made a complete mess in the kitchen again.
55. Stop behaving like an argumentative little plonker and listen.
56. Stop being such an absent minded plonker and pay attention!
57. Plonker! You forgot to lock the door again.
58. Stop acting so big headed you daft plonker and grow up.
59. Stop showing off you absolute plonker, nobody's impressed!
60. What an oblivious plonker, missing all the clues right in front of him.