Punny example sentences

"Punny" Example Sentences

1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
2. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
4. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
6. I'm reading a book on teleportation, it has its ups and downs.
7. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
8. I don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.
10. You're not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example!
11. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
12. I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down!
13. I was thinking about getting a new pair of shoes, but I think I'll heel a while.
14. It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
15. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to stick to it.
16. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
17. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
18. I'm reading a book on the history of cardboard. It's riveting!
19. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's alright now.
20. I'm reading a book on the theory of gravity. It's just a matter of time before I get it down.
21. I'm not a big fan of the band Coldplay, but they were pretty good at the refrigerator concert.
22. I'm reading a book on reverse psychology. I can't wait to trick people into doing things they didn't want to.
23. I'm not sure if acupuncture really works, but it's a prickly subject.
24. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got the sack because I took a day off.
25. I'm really bad at math, but I think I just passed my final exam. It was a sum-what easy test.
26. I was going to buy a book about gravity, but it was too heavy.
27. My friend is really into physics, but I just don't see the attraction.
28. I'm not a fan of sushi, but I think I could learn to roll with it.
29. The magician's act wasn't very good, but it was a great trick-starter.
30. I'm trying to become an Instagram influencer, but it's a real filter-ful industry.

Common Phases

I'm feeling grape today; Don't be koi with me; Lettuce have a good time; You're a-maize-ing; Olive you so much; What's up buttercup?; I'm just a little chai; You're tea-riffic; I'm soda-lighted to see you.